ThreeHeartsOneFamily ♥ ♥ ♥

heyy.. my name is angelina marie kachinen.. but everyone calls me angel.. i'm a twenty year old stay at home mom.. & i really haven't a clue what i'm doing with my life.. uhm, some stuff about me, i only tumble when i'm not busy with my little monster (which is sadly not as often as i'd like), but ya, i'm really sarcastic & have a somewhat odd sense of humor.. so if you don't get my jokes or comments, don't feel bad, not many people do.. so ya, if you have any questions, don't be afraid to ask :) ................................................................................................................
follow, if you feel like it :p
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also.. you can check out my 'mommy blog' if you want.. have a magical life <3

Jul 15
phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

(via inn-ur-endo)


omg-humor:

Found this earlier today.omg-humor.tumblr.com

omg-humor:

Found this earlier today.
omg-humor.tumblr.com


omg-humor:

Wrong, I’m always with catsomg-humor.tumblr.com

omg-humor:

Wrong, I’m always with cats
omg-humor.tumblr.com


guiltyhipster:

This is actually a fantastic part of the movie because Pixar is giving the viewers a gentle reminder of what real life is like. Accidents happen, even to good people, and you can’t make it a tragedy if you have to dip into your savings to repair the damage. You just have to keep moving forward, work hard, and hope for the best. 

(via buiboots)


Jul 13
kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

(via inn-ur-endo)


nonstahpfun:

The Happiest Place on Earthhttp://nonstahpfun.tumblr.com/

nonstahpfun:

The Happiest Place on Earth
http://nonstahpfun.tumblr.com/

(via omg-humor)


thetarrpit:

demonweasel:

thejunkle:

themightyrarebreed:

mmue11er:

Super selfies

Selfies. Selfies everywhere

Not even gonna lie, that Damian one had me tearin up.

Superman’s like “Oh my God, Lex just liked my selfie. What a creep! Is that Captain Cold over there? Yeah, the guy with no sleeves on. How did he even get in here? Nobody wears parkas anymore.”

LOVE THESE

(via mrsmcnelley)


fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

(via fiftyshadesoffuckoff)


When I gain new followers

amusingmurff:

image

(via inn-ur-endo)



tis-i-doctor-penis:

libertylikes:

colossaltitan:

allofmystupids:

guynecologist:

iarrusu:

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS

this is such an important post

“GF IS PREGO”

"glassy, jarred look"

MY NOODLE jesus fuck!!

PARTICULARLY SAUCY.

tis-i-doctor-penis:

libertylikes:

colossaltitan:

allofmystupids:

guynecologist:

iarrusu:

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS

this is such an important post

“GF IS PREGO”

"glassy, jarred look"

MY NOODLE jesus fuck!!

PARTICULARLY SAUCY.

(via inn-ur-endo)


Jul 8

withadashofhazel:

When you become a mother nothing belongs to you.
Not your boobs
Not your plate of food
Not your shower
Not your bed
Not your toilet time.
Because there is a little baby right there. Always.

(via mrsmcnelley)


omg-humor:

Heat Sensitive Wallpaperomg-humor.tumblr.com

omg-humor:

Heat Sensitive Wallpaper
omg-humor.tumblr.com


Jun 29

chroniclesofpanem:

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

(via boring-reality)


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